tonyabbot:

when bad things happens to the person you hate

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suspend:

LIKING SOMEONE IS SO STRESSFUL

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teamvampireweekend:

GUYS NIGHT OUT! (via Baio’s VINE)

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bestquius:

bestquius:

There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play the intro riff to Master of Puppets.

I did it. I fucking did it. He asked me again just like I knew he would and I stared him straight in the eyes without blinking and just fucking shredded on my ukulele

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amoying:

*breaks the law* *duct tapes it back together*

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meadowkitten:

my grandpa used to water the plants every week and there was a lil frog that would come out and croak until my grandpa sprinkled some water on him and he loved that frog so much

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